"Mommy, me have boogers!"
"Mommy, I farted."
"MOM, come look at my poop!"
"Mom, you bite my bubble gum. I mad!"
"My butt itches!"
"I like my penis!" Me: "Why?" Him: "Because it's pretty!"
Wearing sunglasses... "Mommy, me wear sunglasses. Me, I'm cool!"
"Mom! My stomach hurt. Go poop in the potty." He then points to me-"You like it!"
DANIEL:
Me: "Daniel, what are going to get me for my birthday?"
Daniel: "Me."
Me: "You?"
Daniel: "You get to be stuck with me forever. That is your present."
Daniel: (after watching an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place where the kids are asked what their wish is): "Mom, what is your wish?"
Me: Well I wished to buy a house of my own and now I have one! What is your wish Daniel?
Daniel: Well I had two wishes actually. My first wish was for a mommy and now I have you and a family. My second wish was for a brother and now I have Bryce."
Daniel: Mom, I am really glad I picked you.
Me: Why?
Daniel: Because you really, really wanted a son and if I didn't pick you, you would have started crying. That's why I picked you.
Me: I am glad you did.
Daniel: Me too.
3 comments:
how wonderful!!!!
Oh, I don't know which is more endearing, Bryce's comments about bodily functions or Daniel's about his two wishes! How sweet and rewarding both ways!
Bryce's comments - Ahhhhhh! What a boy! Haha - he likes his penis. What boy DOESN'T?!
Daniel - oh my dear, sweet Daniel. How I miss his smiley face in my class. His comments...you must always remember those words. It's good that you blog about him so you have a running record of your experiences with them. Just remember his wishes after he slams the bathroom door and doesn't want to brush his teeth. =) You can be like, "REMEMBER! You're stuck with me too!"
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