Monday, January 14, 2008

The Unlucky Toilet

1/5/08
Did you know that if you try to hold your Nintendo DS under your chin while using the bathroom, there is a chance, just a slight one, that it may slip from under your chin and fall into the toilet bowl? Did you also know that an Nintendo DS will not work anymore if it is submerged in water? There goes $129.99.

Spring 2007-Some time after the TMNT movie was released.
Did you know that if you try to send Michaelangelo (the one you got from your McDonald Happy Meal), back to his home in the sewer, there is a chance, just a slight one, that he may not make it all the way to Splinter and his brothers.  There goes $250.00-courtesy of the plumber.

Maybe I should replace the toilet?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm totally late for work and I'm reading your blog! I love it. I love all the toilet entries and am now scared to death about having a little boy.

Bill MacDonald said...

I'm reading your blog while working on mine :). I've personally dropped two cell phones in the toilet (imagine what the people I was talking to thought) so can completely understand how frustrating (and expensive!)it can be! As you can imagine, Melissa was not pleased... Good to have you at blogspot. I'll add Daniel to Molly's friends!

Anonymous said...

All you had to do was take the toilet off the seat, turn it upside down in the bathtub, and Michaelango would have been freed! It worked for mom's dentures... ;)

I love blogs!

Julie

Anonymous said...

Jane, You are too funny! A good sense of humor is a definite must for motherhood! Keep smiling! I love your blog.
Gail R.

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